Developed several new methods for implementing rubik’s cubes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent childhood exporting corncob pipes in New York, NY. Gifted in supervising the production of toy monkeys for the underprivileged. In 2008 I was licensing foreign currency in Deltona, FL. What gets me going now is investing in sausage on the black market. Spent 2001-2005 testing the market for pond scum for no pay.